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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:16
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Still no good
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
No go.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives